Clients

Client relations are both a simple and complex art.
I’ve learned a lot about it in my years freelancing.
I advise and give examples with the following entries.

  • “Yeah the work’s good, but I can’t/don’t plan on using it, so I can’t pay for it” – Fudge you, pay me!

    “Yeah the work’s good, but I can’t/don’t plan on using it, so I can’t pay for it” – Fudge you, pay me!20 November, 2018

    That's right - because my entitlement to the remuneration agreed for my investment of skill and time, is subject entirely to your whims.

  • “I just bought a new bike, so I don’t know if I can pay for your work anymore” – Fudge you, pay me!

    “I just bought a new bike, so I don’t know if I can pay for your work anymore” – Fudge you, pay me!6 May, 2018

  • “I’ve been thinking – since our success is your success, should we really be paying for this?” – Fudge you, pay me!

    “I’ve been thinking – since our success is your success, should we really be paying for this?” – Fudge you, pay me!30 March, 2018