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This site is weird, why does it exist?

I share my experiences and the conclusions they’ve helped me draw for two reasons. Firstly, to inform, warn or entertain those with similar interests whom are looking for first-hand perspectives. Secondly, so that I might have something to live vicariously through in old age when senility hits and the only adventure awaiting me, is the daily challenge of sustained bladder control.

Okay, but do you have a 'normal' portfolio?

Sure. For digital design and illustration projects, please visit my business – Creative Resolve. If shark and tech research are more your thing, you’ll have a better time at The Shark Dev. For professional and personal samples from across my career, I suggest visiting my Work page. If you’d like to see something specific, please do get in touch and I’ll arrange something for you.

Whatever - are you available for hire?

That depends entirely on your needs and how well synced they are with your budget, and my time. Truth be told, as a Capitalist through-and-through (though a distinctly average one, evidently) I will gladly hear out any potential collaboration, so do contact me if you’ve an idea. I’ve even been known to agree to the odd freebie if my one remaining heart string is tugged on hard enough.