Happy birthday children – Raising Great Horned Owls
Will and Sassy turn one year old this week. They've come a long way since flying across my living room and spraying us with napalm shit along the way. Shitpalm, if you will.
Predatory birds in slow(l) motion – Raising Great Horned Owls
I try to talk about and photograph our children/great horned owls with the same annoying level of frequency as those who parent human offspring.
Our kids are getting big! Raising great horned owls
Sassy girl and Will are still barely a few months old, but their appetite and penchant for mid air tantrums could put even my own to shame!
No, I’ve not died – I’m just lazy
It's been a fair ol' while since I updated my journal, though this hasn't been due to simple procrastination. Well, maybe not entirely, at least.
Time to say goodbye – Raising great horned owls
After a month of being loved, looked after and shitting all over my home, our children are no longer with us. I feel like how my parents must've when I finally buggered off, too.
They grow so fast – Week three, raising Great horned owls
While I'm happy to report that the children have become surprisingly tall, I'm sorry to say I must keep this entry quite 'short'. Hehehehe... ugh, I'm dead inside.
How can something so small, create so much shit? – Week Two – Raising Great horned owls
While they're definitely growing, there's absolutely no way animals of this size should yet be able to produce ten times their mass in faeces.
They’re sooooooo cute! – Week One – Raising baby Great horned owls
I've never worked with owls before and I've never been comfortable around babies. Since these are a mixture of the two, I figured week one would be about getting to grips with the basics.
Owl you doin’? Raising Great horned owls – Introduction
An insight into life with a pair of winged, infant demons who poo everywhere, devour flesh and make bizarre noises. Now I know how my parents must've felt.
I’m starting a journal