Cutie sharks are on the way! Art and Design
One of my responsibilities for SharkStuff is creating badass artwork for our various bits of merchendise. Introducing - Cutie Sharks.
It’s like Fury Road, but shit – Day Four, Krupskaya 2018 Siberia Tour Music
How to you beat a beautiful night by the water in Nizny Nozvorod? By waking up to the single greatest sight anyone could hope for.
“Yeah the work’s good, but I can’t/don’t plan on using it, so I can’t pay for it” – Fudge you, pay me! Business
That's right - because my entitlement to the remuneration agreed for my investment of skill and time, is subject entirely to your whims.
From Red Square to an island forest in Nizhny Novgorod – Day Three, Krupskaya 2018 Siberia Tour Music
As we venture toward Nizhny Novgorod, little do we know that today’s events are going to involve getting lost in another forest and a bare penis. Yay.
Lost within the trees of Moscow – Day Two, Krupskaya 2018 Siberia Tour Music
Tonight we play in a forest in Moscow and the only directions we have are – when you find this tree, turn left. I admire Russia’s simplicity, I must say.
Our kids are getting big! Raising great horned owls Wildlife
Sassy girl and Will are still barely a few months old, but their appetite and penchant for mid air tantrums could put even my own to shame!
From Birmingham to Saint Petersburg – Day One, Krupskaya 2018 Siberia Tour Music
It begins – three and a half weeks driving across over nine thousand miles of Siberian wildlands! Will we die? Will we suck? Will anyone show up? All these mysteries and more, will be answered!
Woah, we’re going to Siberia! – Krupskaya 2018 Siberia Tour, Introduction Music
In August 2018, Krupskaya decided to challenge ourselves with one of our more ridiculous adventures yet: tour across Siberia, over nine and a half thousand kilometres in three and a half weeks. Oh, and survive, preferably.
No, I’ve not died – I’m just lazy General
It's been a fair ol' while since I updated my journal, though this hasn't been due to simple procrastination. Well, maybe not entirely, at least.
Time to say goodbye – Raising great horned owls Wildlife
After a month of being loved, looked after and shitting all over my home, our children are no longer with us. I feel like how my parents must've when I finally buggered off, too.
They grow so fast – Week three, raising Great horned owls Wildlife
While I'm happy to report that the children have become surprisingly tall, I'm sorry to say I must keep this entry quite 'short'. Hehehehe... ugh, I'm dead inside.
How can something so small, create so much shit? – Week Two – Raising Great horned owls Wildlife
While they're definitely growing, there's absolutely no way animals of this size should yet be able to produce ten times their mass in faeces.
They’re sooooooo cute! – Week One – Raising baby Great horned owls Wildlife
I've never worked with owls before and I've never been comfortable around babies. Since these are a mixture of the two, I figured week one would be about getting to grips with the basics.
Owl you doin’? Raising Great horned owls – Introduction General
An insight into life with a pair of winged, infant demons who poo everywhere, devour flesh and make bizarre noises. Now I know how my parents must've felt.
“I just bought a new bike, so I don’t know if I can pay for your work anymore” – Fudge you, pay me! Business Creating ‘Countess – Paragon: Stylised Lighting’ Art and Design
I wrote one of these lighting articles a week or so back and a record-smashing FOUR people really dug it! Enthused and high on my new found fame, I seek to strike gold twice.